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v.tr. To apply pants, usually by putting on pants. Antonyms: depantsify, strip. See also: depantsification. |
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The original meaning of the word "geek" was: a carnival performer who swallows live animals, insects, and sometimes bites the heads off of chickens. True geeks probably know this meaning already, but it's worth restating. |
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Prowness is not really a new word, but rather an entertaining mispronounciation of an existing word, uttered by Ellie. This reminds me quite a bit of Brandon's erratic tonality and consonant dropping. Libary and futawn are my favorites. |
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Hag, abbr. - Hot Asian Girlfriend. Example: Jelly sure is a phat hag. |
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Speaking of hags, it's Ellie's birthday! The house went out to PJ's Oyesterbed last night and then to Yancy's on Irving. Ellie was talking to two friends on two phones when she took her birthday shot. Later on at home, I snapped this picture. It's SO GODDAMN HOT: |
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The friendly chap that Ellie and I see almost every day is about to have a difficult problem: Tully's is now requiring him to take everyone's name and write it on the cup. Then when the drink is done, people can be called by name. Some customers have been coming in every day for years. He's going to have to look them squarely in the eye and admit he doesn't have the faintest idea what their name is. |
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Randall's dilemma, n. - any situation in which one is supposed to know the name of another, but does not, and needs to somehow obtain the name without causing offense. Example: Paul had Randall's dilemma last night when, after talking to a girl for two hours, he got her number but not her name. |
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This addition to the c7f dictionary comes from a new SRE Matt. |
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puntable, adj. - similar in size to a football. Often used to refer to small animals. Example: Many landlords in the Castro allow dogs, but only if they are puntable. |
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Consider this situation: one day you learn a new word. Some really obscure rare word that you're certain you've never heard before. Then, soon after, in a different context and from a different source, you hear the word again. You haven't heard it in your whole life, but suddenly you hear it twice in one day! |
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This happens to me a lot, for some reason. Therefore, I'm inventing a word for it: redictamy. If another word already exists for this concept (if so, it's probably French; those French bastards have a word for everything), I'm going to file this as a synonym with the people at Oxford. Hell, if they're going to put moogle in the damn book, they should put my word in too. |
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I eagerly invite you to make up other words in the comments. Whoever makes up the dirtiest word wins. |
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