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The old, popular, and hateful prank that inspired this prank is, of course, the stale fish in the car seat, or drawer. However, as I have found, another prank can prove much funnier, and much harder to fix. Here's what you do to drive somebody nuts: - Buy a twenty-pack of those little evergreen car fresheners.
- Find a trusty screwdriver, preferrably with a skinny-bit, if possible.
- Somehow gain entry to where this person lives, when they're not around.
- Put little trees everywhere, hide them wherever you find space. My favorites:
- Inside keyboards
- Under heavy stuff (TVs, monitors, furniture)
- Behind pictures
- Under placemats
- So, they easily detect the smell when they come back. They search for a few minutes, find one of the trees, toss it out, and assume they're out of the woods. A few hours later, the scent is still strong, so they look again. Again, the find the tree, discard it, and think they're all done. This continues until they just can't find some (like inside the keyboard).
- Offer solace (or hints) in exchange for sexual favors.
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The best place for this one is long-term parking at the airport. The next time you need to drop someone off, you can make some hapless traveler think it's going to be a long walk home. Here's what you do:
- Find some car, preferrably a nice car; maybe a BMW, or a Honda Civic.
- Make sure the headlights of this car are not on.
- Write "Your lights are on, will have you paged in the terminal" on a small piece of paper, and clip it on the windshield of the car.
- Hapless traveler returns home some days (or weeks) later, puts their crap in the trunk, and sits down in the car. They see the note, read the note, and become distressed.
- Car starts, no problems.
- If they do replace their battery, think of yourself as stimulating the economy, they can afford it.
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This is a little recipe for violence that I picked up from a former Mechanical Engineer at Cal. Basically, what this involves is creating an enormous capacitor, and letting it violently shock whoever touches it. - Find someone with a TV
- The older, the better
- The larger, the better
- Pick yourself up some aluminum foil and scotch tape and scissors.
- Take a large single sheet, preferably large enough to cover most of the TV. Note - don't tear the sheet with the metal teeth on the box, use scissors. I will explain later.
- With the same scissors you used to cut the aluminum foil off of the roll, round the corners a little.
- The key here is no sharp edges. If you know anything about physics, electricity, conduction, etc., you know that sharp corners can discharge. You want the foil to be as charged as possible to produce as large a shock as possible. This is why you can't rip the foil with the metal teeth on the aluminum foil box, it creates a bunch of sharp edges and can reduce the shock.
- Use one piece of tape per corner, and tape the foil to the TV.
- Turn the TV off and on again several times Note - do not do this too many times, because it may result in serious injury.
- Now, what you've made is a giant capacitor between the inside of the TV, and the aluminum foil. Basically, it's a very simple circuit with lots of potential.
- Turn off the TV, if it's on, put down the remote, and leave.
- Whoever next wants to watch TV will come in and say something to the effect of "What's this?" They will then go to remove the aluminum foil and get an large shock.
- Alternate ending for Mafia-types - fill the room with some sort of odorless, colorless, flamable gas, the spark from the TV will ignite the gas, and kill the person in a huge ball of fire.
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In the dorms at Cal, along with many other places, people pay to have machines do their laundry (it sounds crazy, I know). A special characteristic of the dryers, in particular, is that if you open the door and close it again, the dryer stops and doesn't restart. The kicker is that the time is still running when the machine is stopped and waiting for you to tell it what to do.
- Locate a public laundromat
- When no one (the owner, specifically) is around, open the doors of all running machines
- Close the doors
- The machines will stop and cease to dry, when the owner gets back his clothes are wet and his money is gone
- Optional (1): as an alternative, you can also select "Delicates" from the cycle. The dryer will still go around, but the clothes will be no where near dry
- Optional (2): another alternative is to throw in five or ten extra dryer sheets. This will make the clothes smell like dryer sheets long term and will give them an interesting, yet uncomfortable texture
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If you are actually visiting this website, your computer is probably an important tool for you. You may use it for homework, games, or even searching for porn on the internet. Well, it's a rarely known secret that a good way to fuck with people is to mess with their computers. |
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How to make someone grab their ankles:
- Find someone with a Win9x PC
- Open autoexec.bat in Notepad on their computer when they are not around, you should see something like this:
SET TEMP=C:\windows\TEMP
SET TMP=c:\windows\TEMP
SET PATH=C:\WINDOWS;c:\windows\COMMAND;...
WIN
- Change that line that says "win" to "fuck"
- Drop this file (fuck.bat) into the C:\windows directory
- Leave and wait several hours until Windows inevitably crashes and they reboot.
- When they do reboot, their computer, instead of running windows, will scroll "Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you" forever.
- Laugh hysterically
- Offer them a boot disk in exchange for a blowjob
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