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Sea monkeys die fast
If they get the chance to live
Give them their brief life.
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Elegant texture
The scrumptious meld of odd ilk
Yum! Country fried steak!
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With wild abandon
Pleasure coursing through her loins
Koko was a whore.
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The sign said 'Don't Walk'
Oh, what else could I have done?
I smashed the fucker.
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I love all my sperm
Spilling seed is a grave sin
Catholic dogma.
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I love all my pets
They are the best friends I have
Gonorrhea sucks.
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So swift avoidance
Tepid enthusiasm
Never take Physics.
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True golden virtues
Apples of truth and beauty
My haikus suck ass.
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Approach me, fair saint
Gleefully bubbling your tune:
"Spare a quarter, dude?"
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A Plague O'er Thine Kin!!
Valkyries Forsaketh Thee!!!
Die, Foul Goombas, Die!
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I love swine entrails
Bullshit proves my orgasms
Poor English Majors.
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Midterm on Thursday
Searing emotional pain
Goddamn you Math Whores.
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No calculators
Bring your own Fucking blue book
Goddamn you Math Whores.
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