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u-r-a-dumbass | They said:
I think George Bush will be an excellent President! |
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schmoe | They said:
when i get really angry, the only thing i can really say or think is, "i am so angry... i am so angry... i am so angry..." this is why i clam up when i'm angry. when i talk to people when i'm angry, i'm really not even discussing the issue. every sentence coming out of my mouth is a variant of the "angry" bit, with a little more discpription that's not even necessarily true. just even the best of friends stop listening to you saying how angry you are without elaborating on it after like five minutes. so, to sum it up, "i am so angry". |
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elise | They said:
my toe is turning gangrenous |
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BEAR | They said:
god end the nightmare or if not vengance shall be mine if bear leaves me any |
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no | They said:
sigh |
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Lover of Fruit Loops | They said:
it's summertime, finals are over, and damn it, i see new posts how often? it's that bloody russian that's keeping you from entertaining me in my time (4:44 AM) of need. =) on a side note, damn Croatia. |
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angie | They said:
i love sheep. sheep bothering is not just for backward hick men. sheep bothering is for everybody! be nondiscriminant. |
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jazlink | They said:
angie, la la la is a bitch. hurt her. |
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your friend | They said:
CODY, YOU ACTUALLY GOT A CELL PHONE???? OMG OMG OMG *HYPERVENTILATING* IS THAT FOR REAL???Looking forward to meeting your mom ;) now you know who posted this. |
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angie | They said:
the bunny won't let go! |
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The Bitch | They said:
Cody, you are a disgrace to your family!Oh and by the way, paige choked on some artiCHOKES today. |
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elise | They said:
Cody, how could you think that the rant by "someone with long black hair" was me? You know my history with the tang center. Had I indeed gone there seeking aid for an injury, I wouldn't be here to tell you about it; I'd be dead. |
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heather | They said:
you suuuuuuure you didn't write that "anonymous" letter cody? sounds like things that you'd say you wierdo... |
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someone with long black hair | They said:
cody, if i could, i would buy your $6 computer back for you. but alas, it's probably been stripped and sold for parts by now. it seems like people say gross things in their rants, so here's something gross: i sliced my finger yesterday and it wouldn't stop bleeding so i had to go to the tang center and they stitched my finger back onto my hand. just kidding, it wasn't that bad. |
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jazlink | They said:
ever need an excuse? say you were in a car accident. they ask for proof. go to your local dmv, pick up the proper paper work, fill in all parts... photocopy and show it to your teacher... they have no legal ability to investigate it and they think it is impressive looking. |
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elise | They said:
and now Cody is looking at me very stoically as he systematically chops paper into smaller and smaller bits with the large paper cutter and now he's hopping around holding his hand and grimacing in pain... but I know better. I know he's just trying to fool me into thinking he hurt himself. nevermind the blood dripping from his hand...oh no. Did you know that if you cut enough of your finger off, the severed portion will continue to writhe and jump as if still animate? it's sad really. it doesn't know that it's already dead. |
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ratchicken | They said:
guooooooooooood. guooooooooood. |
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heather | They said:
you mustmustmustMUST go to this website...http://www.bushorchimp.com/ genius, pure genius...enjoy... |
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Eran | They said:
Your site is fucking hilarious Cody. I leave you with this ridiculous 4am rant:I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotamy. (get drunk and say that 5 times fast, if you can, you're not drunk enough...) |
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elise | They said:
hey cody, on your "Die AOL" page, you misspelled "proof" when describing your grandiose scheme to make AOL pay for their unjust billing. Are you sure it's really "fool prof?" |
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dunno | They said:
24 hours of straight studying. Er, no. I'm sorry, I must correct myself. 20 hours of straight studying if one takes into account: Bathroom trips, showers, running, and DC "food." |
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etc | They said:
Why don't you have a link to hentai porn? |
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Cody | They said:
Hullo, this is your master speaking. I just wanted to utilize this rants page to it's fullest, and set the record straight. Paul, I really DO love your sexy ass. Angie, I am NEVER gonna go sign hunting with you again. Rickey, yes, you really do seem to scare the ladies. Elise, you're an awesome chick. Heather, I admire you for dating Josh for so long. And BigGreg, dude...what else can I say? That's it. Adios. |
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Your Mom | They said:
Pick up the damned phone before I punch you! |
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thenotsoslimshady | They said:
nothing is better than the $35 lapdance from centerfolds... what are you thinking...? Mmmmm.... Kennedy...ahhhh |
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elise | They said:
explode marshmallows in your roomate's microwave... you know, the big jet puffed kind. Pile a plate high with those things, pop it into the microwave; (turn it on) that's good. Now. do this during the delirious hours of finals week and get accosted by an angry RA and even angrier neighbors for the hysterical hyena-like laughter this activity provokes.<p><p><p><p> |
They were:
Heather | They said:
USE YOUR FUCKING TURN SIGNALS PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Cody | They said:
Look at me, I have a working rants page! |
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Angie | They said:
Compsci is fucking me in the ass with its 20 inch cock and I don't like it one bit! |
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daisygrrrrl | They said:
thanx for the wonderful information about getting "shit-faced" dr. chuuuuump, it certainly makes a good party story, and good ole shit face will have not lived his life in vain...i will continue to tell his story, and he will live forever in the hearts of drinkers world wide... |
They were:
Al Gore | They said:
I feel that we need to have another recount...Come on, Please... |
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Some cool guy | They said:
Although Paul Self appears to be straight, he is really quite homeosexual....he he..jk paul dude |
They were:
Big Jay | They said:
Cody's site kicks ass and I will kill anyone who says otherwise...And that's the bottom line, cause I said so... |
They were:
Anonymous Ranter | They said:
Word has it that Paul has the "Yellow Fever" if you know what I mean.... |
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Big Greg | They said:
if i could have sex with one site on the net... it'd be yours cody... |
They were:
Potade | They said:
Hilarious stuff:www.flingthecow.com/flash/ Hope everyone enjoys it. |
They were:
Michael Moore | They said:
I think George Bush will be an excellent President! |
They were:
VoX | They said:
Yo, Cody. Nice site...not nice site..extremely nice site. Best thing I've seen you do thus far..aside from the microwaving AOL discs, :D. |
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angry annie | They said:
sheep named otis bug me. |
They were:
Jess | They said:
I think sheep are entirely fuckable! |
They were:
Joyce Park | They said:
I am the co-author of the PHP4 Bible, and I also suck. |
They were:
Tim Converse | They said:
I'm the author of the PHP4 Bible, and the reason O'Reilly didn't hire me is because I SUCK! |
They were:
George Bush | They said:
I think George W. Bush will be an excellent President! |
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Meteor | They said:
Look! The atmosphere! Ahhh! Ahhh! |
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The Toothfairy | They said:
Should I buy the light pink tutu or the darker one? |
They were:
Potade | They said:
I am an idiot. I can't seem to program without an IDE or at least a compiler. god knows why I was able to write javascipts, but dammit, these CGI thingys need IDE's. Do you know why Apache was giving me that code 500 error? Cuz I friggin' forgot to close my string with an ending double quote. I feel like such a stupid head. |
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heather | They said:
heya nerd...you do good work for a huchback...i like the site a lot. oh, i went to the "am i hot or not" site, and voted you a 10...i swear...you are one sexy thang...(((am i gonna get struck by lightning now???)))hope to see ya soon...later DUDE...lol |
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Julian | They said:
cody you sexy bastard i wanna taste your... hm! visit me at http://www.julianclar.de and I tell ya ;-) hugs + kisses from stuttgart / germany |
They were:
Potade | They said:
Really interesting site, Cody. You'll have to hook me up with the logistics later on.BTW, nice pic, but I didn't vote. Who cares anyways... votes don't count anymore. =) |
They were:
Hong | They said:
I heard Pentium 4 is a big mess. |
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Professor Harvey | They said:
The Bible is an excellent Computer Science textbook, you just have to read between the lines. |
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Cal Bears Football | They said:
What we do is a public service. If students are not out rioting and burning buildings they're probably indoors studying. When we lose it boosts everyone's GPA! |
They were:
Janet Reno | They said:
Yes, actually, the rumors are true. I will be posing nude in the next issue of Playboy Magazie (tm). |
They were:
George Bush | They said:
I wish I had a brain! |
They were:
Gwen Stefani | They said:
I have very low self esteem on account of being so unattractive. |
They were:
Steve Case | They said:
Thanks to the new AOL Time-Warner merger, you wont even have to sell your precious souls, they revert to me by default! All thanks to God's new 11th sin: Allowing AOL Time-Warner to exist. |
They were:
George Bush | They said:
Thanks to the equatorial college, I will be your new President. |
They were:
Al Gore | They said:
I think George Bush will be an excellent President! |
